Sunday, July 26, 2009

Irony, Nude Photos.

I think the irony of the whole Michael Jackson "thing" is that his eldest son is so God-damned cute.
If I was a pedophile, I would probably want to fuck him.

When is Brian Austin Green gonna release the naked pictures he took of Megan Fox during their 6-year relationship? We know he has some. And, we know he has alot of money from his years on Beverly Hills 90210, but, please Brian, give us your photos of Megan...her cooch shots, titties, full body nude, provocative poses...perhaps, some BJ shots.
Is he not a vengeful, jealous ex? If not, he should be. We'd appreciate it.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Moon Landing.

If they faked the moon landing, you know a woman was in charge because it seemed real to me.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My Tribute to Michael Jackson.

As a tribute to MJ, I am going to go out and bang as many hot-ass, sexy chicks as I can.
I am gonna make 'em moan with ecstasy, purr with pleasure, beg for more and lust for me.
We are gonna roll around in the sack and devour eachother. The passion, the thrill, the heat...will be unbearable - well, not really, it will be bearable. It will only leave us wanting more. In, out, up, down, all around.
Fellatio, cunnilingus, anal, oral, 69, foreplay (this should be a the start of this sentence), caressing, teasing, sweating...going all nite.
I am doing this because I think it is what Michael would want.

RIP