Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Irony, Nude Photos.

I think the irony of the whole Michael Jackson "thing" is that his eldest son is so God-damned cute.
If I was a pedophile, I would probably want to fuck him.

When is Brian Austin Green gonna release the naked pictures he took of Megan Fox during their 6-year relationship? We know he has some. And, we know he has alot of money from his years on Beverly Hills 90210, but, please Brian, give us your photos of Megan...her cooch shots, titties, full body nude, provocative poses...perhaps, some BJ shots.
Is he not a vengeful, jealous ex? If not, he should be. We'd appreciate it.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Where is the other glove?, Rihanna's new boyfriend and so much more. Actually, nothing more.

Where is Michael Jackson's other glove? Did he have a condom on when he was sleeping with those kids?

What's with the head on Rihanna's new boyfriend? That's f'in destiny.
I wanna see the offspring from that pair.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Rihanna - Gangbanger?? What a shame!!

Love the new tattoo. Idiot!! What a role model!!
And she originally wanted one on each shoulder. WTF?

I love the spin, as well. It's a "protective" tattoo. From what?
Maybe she should have got a couple of "protective" fists and a set of "protective" teeth tattooed on her face and that big shiny forehead of hers, in case CB comes around again...ready for round 2. Ding, Ding!!

I hear she is also getting a "protective" line of coke tattooed right under her nose and a "protective" rape scene tattooed right above her pussy.

I don't know what else to say about this skank.

(Imagine if Marshall Bruce Mathers III got a gun tattoo? Stop the presses. All we would hear is that he is promoting 'gun violence'. And, how about MIA's 'Paper Planes' with it's gunshot 'chymes' in the chorus. I don't think I heard a word about that. "There's a war in Iraq.", she says. Stuff a hijab in it, MIA.)

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Stranded on a desert island - My 3 albums.

Black Sabbath - Paranoid
The The - Soul Mining
The Cult - Love
Van Halen - Diver Down

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Chris Brown...Neanderthal?

Take a look at this guy. Neanderthal?...Cro-Magnon?
Check out the side view. That f'in forehead jutting out. Eyes a little bit sunken.
I'm not saying his caveman features had anything to do with the physical altercation with Rhianna, I'm just saying.

While I'm at it, what is with that forehead on Rihanna (and why doesn't anyone talk about it)?
You could screen a movie on that.
She need 10" bangs to cover it up.
She looks like a descendant of Tweety Bird.